The Legend Of Pornocchio - There was a place not far away, a time not long agoa lonely man who made a puppet called PornocchioHe gave him eyes and arms and hands and feet complete with toesBut every time he tells a lie, it's not his nose that grows!!So well endowed a doll was he that everywhere he goesAll the ladies in the land line up for him in rows!!He learns of love, he learns of life, his knowledge it doth showAs women scream "Tell me more lies!" it's not his nose that grows!!He meets good, bad and ugly too, he has his highs and lowsThroughout the land the people say, "He's horny and it shows!!"Pornocchio, Pornocchio, your story ebbs and flows,And it's the truth that when he lies, its not his nose that grows!!

• '80s
• Classic
• Classic Plot
• Parody
• Plot Oriented

• Bianca Gold
• Brittany Morgan
• Buck O. Rodgers
• Damien Cashmere
• David Morris
• Jessica Wylde
• Rick Savage
• Sheena Horne
• Todd Lingren

• Freedom Distributing